(BRANDON HANSEN/Chewelah Independent’s Managing Editor)
Recently, the Statesman-Examiner hosted a no-shave November contest which I did not win. After not shaving for an entire month, I have less facial hair than most of the basketball players on Chewelah’s boys basketball team.
As a man, this is embarrassing and I am a bit sad that I represented Chewelah so poorly.
However, this doesn’t mean the rest of the town can’t do a much better job at winning competitions, which is why I am hosting several long-running contests for the town.