We’ve got some exciting baseball news for you! It’s not the Mariners since they’ve lost three straight games and they’re fading faster than American Idol ratings. No it’s the Chicago White Sox. With years of baseball history under their belt – and even one thrown World Series – the south side baseball team is changing the name of their ballpark from US Cellular Field to Guaranteed Rate Park.
Gotta love baseball! As pure and innocent as apple pie. We guarantee it! Meanwhile the Chicago Bears learned about the name change and tweeted this to troll their in-town buddies.
What a burn! Take that White Sox. Although the White Sox should have reminded the Bears that their QB is still Jay Cutler and he doesn’t believe in childhood vaccinations and biggest claim to fame is internet memes of him smoking a cig while playing football. But hey! At least their stadium is still called Soldier Field and they didn’t sell the name away for a signing bonus that could be used to bring in an actual quarterback.
Speaking of baseball…
Well played Spokane Indians. I wonder how a tribute to glaciers goes at the ballpark. Snowcones for free? Does Frosty the Snowman throw out the first pitch? Can you sled down the stairs of the outfield bleachers? Does anyone hitting bellow .200 have to wear a parka?
I can’t tell what is more ridiculous. This minivan’s (1) parking job, (2) the obvious tire going flat or the suspension being royally FUBAR-ed or (3) why does the actual value of items on top of the van equal about $2.50?
And here is our Craigslist ad of the week…
Do you have a need for a couch that seats one person uncomfortably? Do you not want to be able to lay down on your couch? Did you known that armrests are for losers? Do you want to own something that is obviously missing the other couches? Only 75 BUCKS!
Where would you put/use this? If you put it in the living room, everyone would think you’re a bigger tool than Big Bertha tunneling under Seattle. Maybe put it in the man den as your video gaming chair but the problem is the thing is still HUGE and takes up a lot of space. This might be the most worthless couch I’ve ever seen.
Have a great Tuesday everyone!