It’s Tuesday already and naturally we have our normal rundown of ridiculous happenings on social media and the internet. First off, we’re going to mention the EWU win over WSU again, because I’m not quite over celebrating it yet…
Couple things here. (1) The Hagen Cattle and Hay hats are NICE and (2) it would take Centralia-based editor Aaron Van Tuyl at least six hours to get to Chewelah. That gives me plenty of time to set up some sort of trap, or cover myself in mud so I’m invisible to detection by human beings. That sort of stuff.
This is extreme dedication to the sport of lawn mowing. I swear that mowing the lawn is like sitting on a beach watching the sunset for an OCD person.
Johnny Manziel going back to college? Seems like a good spot for him, because if there’s ever a place that encourages responsible drinking and good decisions, its a college campus. How long before Johnny Manziel has a run-in with Johnny Law?
This is not free wood. Free wood would suggest you could burn it in a wood stove and heat your house. This is a pile of sticks. The only thing you can do with a pile of sticks is burn them outside your house in a brush fire. By saying this is “free” on Craigslist you are meerely saying you’d like free labor for somebody to come by and pick it up.
They finally did it. Libraries are now going after people for late books. My worst fears have come to light. This will end in me being booked in jail, I can already tell.